Fallon said that after the Senate’s confirmation, “Kavanaugh would have clapped for himself, but he had already duct-taped two 40-ounce beers to each hand.”
Kimmel said, “I already get terrifying presidential alerts on my phone — they’re called the news. They come every day.”
Mr. Colbert referred to a New York Times report showing that President Trump received large cash gifts as a toddler. Little has changed, Mr. Colbert said.
Mr. Meyers also poked fun at Judge Brett Kavanaugh for his combative testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee last week.
After watching world leaders laugh at President Trump’s United Nations speech, Conan O’Brien joked, “He accidentally made some foreigners happy.”
According to a Spanish politician, President Trump sought to persuade officials in Spain to build a wall across the Sahara to curb migration from Africa.
After a senator said Judge Brett Kavanaugh’s Supreme Court confirmation process had become “an intergalactic freak show,” James Corden bit back.
“Manafort on Friday struck a deal to cooperate with the Mueller investigation,” Mr. Meyers said. “And then Trump struck a door, two walls and Eric.”