“I guarantee you, if the G.O.P. thinks that black people are voting for them, they will be making sure that your vote counts,” the “Daily Show” host said.
Mr. Corden joked, “Trump has raised so much money, this time he says he might not even need the Russians.”
The New York Times sports staff (and friends) agree Golden State probably will win another championship. But they disagree about everything else.
Colbert focused on President Trump’s pledge to give $1 million to a charity of Senator Elizabeth Warren’s choosing if she could prove her Native American ancestry.
“It’s like Trump is sitting across from his own Twitter account come to life,” Mr. Kimmel joked.
Mr. Noah said he’s used to seeing White House officials leave amid infighting and recriminations.
After hearing about a foreboding report from U.N. climate scientists, Mr. Kimmel ran a mock going-out-of-business ad for the entire planet.
Fallon said that after the Senate’s confirmation, “Kavanaugh would have clapped for himself, but he had already duct-taped two 40-ounce beers to each hand.”
Meyers and other late-night hosts said the F.B.I. seemed halfhearted in its investigation of sexual assault claims against Judge Brett Kavanaugh, the Supreme Court nominee.
Kimmel said, “I already get terrifying presidential alerts on my phone — they’re called the news. They come every day.”
After nearly 20 years at the helm of this casual place, the chef, Jimmy Bradley, says he wants to take a break.
Mr. Colbert referred to a New York Times report showing that President Trump received large cash gifts as a toddler. Little has changed, Mr. Colbert said.
Mr. Meyers also poked fun at Judge Brett Kavanaugh for his combative testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee last week.
More than one late-night host was taken aback by the judge’s testimony. “I haven’t seen this much crying and yelling since the Cubs won the World Series,” said Jimmy Kimmel.
After watching world leaders laugh at President Trump’s United Nations speech, Conan O’Brien joked, “He accidentally made some foreigners happy.”
Jimmy Bennett, who says the actress sexually assaulted him, was told by a TV host, “a man has to take an active role, even if he is subjected to it.”
“You don’t want to confirm a perv to a job where you get to wear a robe every day,” the “Late Show” host said after the latest allegation of sexual misconduct emerged.