Stephen Colbert gave a blunt assessment of Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s statement. “That is the dumbest thing you can say as a politician,” Colbert said.
“I feel like this should be the easiest question ever,” Noah said about whether President Trump had used a racist slur.
Jimmy Fallon joked that after President Trump called Ms. Manigault Newman a “dog” on Twitter, “he rolled over for Putin, barked at his staff and ate a bunch of paper.”
“Finally, we have proof that the guy who refused to rent to black tenants” is a racist, Stephen Colbert said, referring sarcastically to President Trump.
Constance Wu, Henry Golding, Michelle Yeoh, Awkwafina and others recall the casting process and what it was like to finally work on an all-Asian Hollywood film.
West told Mr. Kimmel that his support for the president was “not about policies,” but because it represented “doing what you felt, no matter what anyone said.”
The “Full Frontal” host called the president’s son “the Forrest Gump of collusion.”
The underdog-friendly major, which is at Bellerive in Missouri this year, is known for giving golf some very surprising winners.
The “Daily Show” host has been relishing the news coming out of Manafort’s trial, particularly the testimony from Gates, his former right-hand man.
Jimmy Kimmel took aim at the president for tweeting that Donald Trump Jr. met with Russian officials before the election “to get information on an opponent.”
Hearing that Apple’s valuation had passed $1 trillion, he declared: “That’s it, folks. Apple has officially won capitalism. Wrap it up, it’s over.”
Bee discussed the issue a day after three separate courts blocked a man from publishing online instructions on how to make a gun with a 3-D printer.
Poking fun at President Trump for how often he repeats “No collusion,” Stephen Colbert said, “He uses it for every occasion — it’s like his ‘aloha.’”
After six women accused the CBS chief of sexual harassment, Colbert said, “Accountability is meaningless unless it’s for everybody.”
Mr. Colbert told Robert Mueller, the special counsel, “Before you open up his feed, I recommend putting on goggles and freebasing some Dramamine.”
“For any other president, there would be an address to the nation tonight,” Kimmel said.
“The good news is that no American jobs will be lost, because almost every piece of her clothing was made overseas,” he said.
Mr. Colbert said, “It seems like an all-caps note is not necessarily the way to deal with a hostile foreign leader.”
“Sir, you’re here because we love our country very much, and you are — in it,” Stephen Colbert said. He added, “We’ve got a facility waiting for you.”
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